How it would go down

[crantz]

Theo: Dred, I've been thinking a lot, since we moved in together, and I think I had an ulterior motive... *reaches out to take Dred's hand*
Dred: What was that? * eyeing him*
Theo: I just... I have feelings for you *leans forward to kiss*
Dred: Uh....are you okay? What about Feanor? I mean...we're like family, we can't
Theo: I think I just called you things like big brother to hide my feelings
Dred: I thought you ah...were far more adventurous than me.... That is to say I'm flattered but...
Theo: *leans in to kiss again, holding onto Dred's shoulders*
Dred: Theo. Theo No. This is so a bad idea. Because Boromir!
Theo: *stops and pecks Dred's forehead, then punches him in the shoulder*
Theo: that was for not telling me you were my son, you jackass!
Dred: Oh God. You found that out?
Theo: yes! *hits his shoulder again*
Dred: HOW?
Theo: I HAVE MY WAYS
Dred: but but...
Theo: *evil eye*